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Violin Lesson

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

Omara Portuondo

A Fairytale Update

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Trump! The Musical

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

Use your imagination.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Where Indian ink came from.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."