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"Once I figured out who and what I was, doors just opened for me."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Tut and Carmen.

Guitarist

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

A Fairytale Update

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Venus

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

Use your imagination.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Where Indian ink came from.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'