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'This was painted during the artist's Baloo period.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Venus

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

What's an Imax cave?

Klimt Kiss Phones

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'Greenwich in the Season'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Amateurs."

"He gets easily abstracted."