Mcu Aficionado Gifts

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Another Scotch?'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

Munster Island.

Edgar Allen Prozac

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Edgar Allan Poe

'Full moon again Doctor.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

'I call him Franken-penguin.'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

Cricket widow's revenge

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.

"He shows enormous potential."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"