Mcu Devotee Gifts

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

Alex Ferguson

The Wonder Gym.

Turning with mathematical precision.

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Ryan Giggs

Graduation Creation of Adam

'And a second degree in Australian studies.'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Cricket widow's revenge

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

'Bad news, coach. His test came back positive for spending hours in the weight room pumping iron.'

Hand picked by Fergie...

"What do I suggest for tight glutes? For best results, squeeze from the bottom."

Bruno Fernandes

Barmy army

NFL is jerk to fans

'Welcome to gamblers anonymous. Now before we get started who bets that Simmons doesn't show?'

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

"Beware the mac people."

Tennis Fan

And again

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Two military officers

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Trump his rants will keep. If he should tweet before I wake, I pray my votes the Trump won't take."