Mac Devotee Gifts

"Beware the mac people."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I'll never forget you."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Bunny Pranks

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

Man-mobile

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

"God, I love this show!"

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Silly sausages

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"Is it an important text?"

"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."

Dumocrats