Mac Lover Gifts

'Are ye daft, mon? -- A Macintosh, o' course!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

City Boy.

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Tree Passion

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

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