It Lover Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Bright idea

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Walking Luggage.

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Bring out yer books!'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.