Iphone Lover Gifts

Fire! Fire! Fire! What's going on? Is something wrong with my iPhone?

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Bring out yer books!'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Halloween Selfie

Moon Lander

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Current location

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Thermidor Dali

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'