Iphone Lover Pillows

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Bring out yer books!'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Moon Lander

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Current location

Halloween Selfie

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'