Iphone Devotee Pillows

I said: Get me a @#$% coffee! You're healed. What saved you? I was watching the news and I saw you - on my tv - spending the night to buy a new iPhone as soon as they went on sale. Your mindless consumerism made me so @#$% angry, that I spontaneously healed so I could come back here and strangle you! Hand over that &@#$ iPhone, loser! No way, it's keeping you healthy.

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Textin’"

Digital Fomo!

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Fur Baby

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

United Church of OMG

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

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