Iphone Devotee Prints

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

"Textin’"

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Fur Baby

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

United Church of OMG

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Thermidor Dali