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Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Another Scotch?'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Munster Island.

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

Edgar Allen Prozac

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Edgar Allan Poe

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'I call him Franken-penguin.'

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

Cricket widow's revenge

"He shows enormous potential."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"Why, yes it is for gallantry - I didn't use any sick days for an entire year."