Marvel Fan Pillows

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

Loki Trump

I'm glad "Fantastic Four" flopped. It was made by 20th Century Fox. Not Marvel Studios. The "X-Men," "Spider-Man" and "Fantastic Four" movies we've seen for the last 16 years aren't actually real. If a Marvel hero does not exist in the same universe as "The Avengers," then he's just an imposter and I don't care whether he saves his fake world or not. "The Church of Marvel," founded A.D. 2015. You're a false god, Hugh Jackman!

"Have you ever seen Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Superheroes take a selfie

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Stonehenge Explained

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"Which one's yours?"

Fearless Frog Part 12

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Atomic Bear: Part 14