Marvel Fan Prints

"Have you ever seen Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

The devil you know and his plus one

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Stonehenge Explained

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Which one's yours?"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'