Marvel Prints

New Marvel Heroes

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Which one's yours?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Spider boy

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Turn down the bass."

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

Hares looking at Euclid

Magician creates magic square

A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'People soup again?'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Houdini's Dog.

'How's your research on nuclear waste disposal going?'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"You forgot to carry the one."

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."