Marvel Supporter Prints

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Which one's yours?"

Veterans Day US

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

New Marvel Heroes

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Spider boy

"We have a cow AND a pig heart valve. Then, we gave him chicken lips, and a farmhand. I recommend you register him with the USDA."

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"There's been a medical breakthrough that can help your condition. Unfortunately, you need an insurance breakthrough."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

Thank You to Vaccinators

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

'I think I have a rash, but being a leopard it's difficult to tell where.'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Ultrasound. . . AKA: Womb Zoom

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."