Marvel Supporter Gifts

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"Which one's yours?"

Veterans Day US

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

New Marvel Heroes

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

'The donor for your face transplant was a Mr. Bonzo.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

Spider boy

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"One thing I can tell you - it's not covid."

The Shoemaker's Appendectomy

"Do you have a family history of this condition?"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"You wait twelve month's, and then five come along all at once!"

Thank You to Vaccinators

"There's been a medical breakthrough that can help your condition. Unfortunately, you need an insurance breakthrough."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I think I have a rash, but being a leopard it's difficult to tell where.'

Ultrasound. . . AKA: Womb Zoom

Aquarium Distress Call.

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."