Superhero Supporter Gifts

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Stitch-In-Time-Man saved nine people before tragically leaving the rest to perish in the tragedy.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"You've changed."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Superheroes take a selfie

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'