Marvel Movie Enthusiast Pillows

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'