Streaming Guru Gifts

Music charts development.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

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You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Kirsten Johnson

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'