Streaming Guru Gifts

Music charts development.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

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"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Kirsten Johnson

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."