Streaming Geek Gifts

"It's called 'The Outdoors.' I'm streaming it."

Watching TV.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Live Stream

Beer Stall

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Silly sausages

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"