Content Kingmaker Gifts

'If content is king, why are content creators paupers?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

This Message Has No Content

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

TV-Man

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"