Kingmaker Gifts

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

Counting ribs

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

New music conference

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"So many take-overs and mergers, nobody remembers who he was."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

The Unhappy King

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

The Goalkeeper

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

Music producers.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

George Martin

The Royal Wii

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'