Hitmaker Gifts

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

New music conference

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Music producers.

George Martin

He loves the water.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

The Clown Hit

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"Make it look like natural selection."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"John, the bees go on the outside."

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