Hitmaker Gifts

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

New music conference

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Music producers.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The Clown Hit

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"No, it's twist and THEN turn."

"Make it look like natural selection."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'Gentlemen, put your money away. When it comes to killing TV chefs, I work for free.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'