Hatmaker Gifts

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Woman with a long neck and no head walks out of a hat shop wearing a hat.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Hats and Food

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

New music conference

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Music producers.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'