Hat Hunter Gifts

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

An Unexpected Guest.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Beanirrito"

Greenfingers.

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'