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"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Beanirrito"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Greenfingers.

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."