Hat Hoarder Gifts

This isn't the magic top hat, either – I told you we were lost.

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Festive squad

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Bobbies library of jeans

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"I know your mother."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'It was a gift.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

Drinking Hats

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'