Hat Shop Owner Gifts

"Do we have any size ones in stock?"

Copycats

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Sale.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'