Hat Shop Owner T-Shirts

"Do we have any size ones in stock?"

Copycats

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Hats and Food

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Sale.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.