Hat Shopping T-Shirts

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Hombre's Best Friend.

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'