Hat Shopping Prints

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Hats and Food

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Do you do much walking?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Western Outfitters.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'