Hatmaker Pillows

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Woman with a long neck and no head walks out of a hat shop wearing a hat.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Hats and Food

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

New music conference

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Music producers.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

George Martin

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."