Hat Designer Gifts

"She made her hat in rehab."

The Evolution of the Hat

Hats

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

She did not care what others thought. It was a fabulous hat.

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."