Headgear Designer Gifts

Australian man-of-war.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'God's speed.'

Idle parts

Smile

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"It's worse than I thought."

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...