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"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

They will too notice.

Hat Wars.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

A Woman's Conquests.

Hats and Greetings