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"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

"Dude, ya hat's on backwards."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

"Well, that gut has the cool hat, but the other guy is actually cooking."

A Woman's Conquests.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'