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Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Do we have any size ones in stock?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The Brazilian Blow dry

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Do you like my bling?

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'