Headband Aficionado T-Shirts

Kei Nishikori

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Snake with headphones.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Gramophone Headphone

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Hats

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Headbanging Woodpecker.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

Modern teenager.

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Sushi hats

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."