Headband Aficionado Prints

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Snake with headphones.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Hats

Gramophone Headphone

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Headbanging Woodpecker.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"I just bought these smart headphones for parents. They mute all sarcastic remarks and complaining from my kids. I programmed them to do the same for my husband."

Modern teenager.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

"I lie awake at night in fear that one day she'll get drunk, and we'll never see each other agian."

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

"Soon, hunting won't need any skill at all: most of the prey are always listening to loud music through headphones..."

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,