Quirky Headgear Enthusiast Prints

Wally is nearly 100% squirrel proof.

"We'd like to run a few tests on you to work the kinks out of it."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Ok, bad idea. Everyone TAKE OFF their thinking caps.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Hats

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'You had me at Hello... copter hat.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Sushi hats

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

Before settling on knives, the Swiss army tried lots of things... like this banana with tweezers and a corkscrew.

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

People come to terms with the permanent threat of terrorism.

Garden Centre mowers

'Bob was horrified when he realised that he'd mixed up the perscriptions'

Fly fisherman just hooked neighbor's hat.

"We did everything modern science could do, but there are some things we just haven't learned."

Crucifix Spoon

'...the...civil service does not feel able to use your stamp and envelope licking device...'

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

'You grab her silly hat and I'll lick his crotch.'

"Go on laughing and make my day punk!"

"Do we have any size ones in stock?"

'Actually I'm a subscriber to the deterent effect myself.'

Pince-Nez for the Whole Family

Sear Glasses