Armband Aficionado Prints

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Knights of the bedside table.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Knight walking a dog.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Medical Supplies

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Knight Vision

Knight/Bird.

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Weak Knights

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Global Arms Trade

"Can Interest you in something new?"

"He's always on message."

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

Inside a trader's brain.