Armband Aficionado Mugs

"Ever since the World Cup she's insisted on wearing the captain's arm band!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knights of the bedside table.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

Medical Supplies

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Knight school.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Knight/Bird.

What?

Knight Vision

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

Poetry Knight

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

"He's always on message."

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Weak Knights

Global Arms Trade

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Can Interest you in something new?"