Band T-shirt Aficionado Mugs

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

EWE 2.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Six jazz instruments.

"Underweird bras."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

I'm With Stooped

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Couple sharing earbuds.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Happy Brithday

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

How hit songs get their names

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Guitar Hero.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Kurt Cobain

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

"I Love U2."

Muse

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

Courtney Love