Headwear Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Do you like my bling?

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."