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I Hate My Hat Magazine

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

Bald Man Overcomb

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Where Pleather Comes From

"Can you suggest something that will enhance my hairstyle?"

"His baldness was way out of control, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Toupee in a tin.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Bobo's Barber Shop

''Just face it - you're going bald.'