Headset Humorist T-Shirts

And after our practice sessions, I can't stress this enough - Do not breathe directly into the headset. It scares people.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Football Chameleon

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'It's a snow mobile.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."