Headset Humorist Prints

And after our practice sessions, I can't stress this enough - Do not breathe directly into the headset. It scares people.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Football Chameleon

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.