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"She made her hat in rehab."

The Evolution of the Hat

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Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

She did not care what others thought. It was a fabulous hat.

'You walked through the park to get here, didn't you, Modom?'

Hats and Food

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

Hat Wars.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'